blowhard

an opinionated person who talks loud and way too long on the same subject, often sensationalizing the subject matter

blowhard: insert photo of rush limbaugh

by chatsnoir January 4, 2012

Abdominal Blowman

A male that is a chronic wanker that unloads his jizz on himself every time he jacks off but he cannot shoot his load any further than the reaches of his own abdomen area. This is due to an aging prostate gland causing them to become a short shooter over time.

Carl has been a chronic wanker since his teen years. Back in the day, he could blow his load past his ears and would often gak all over his face. Now, while still the same wanker he always was, he is just an Abdominal Blowman. He can barely shoot his load to his past his own pubes and is often just a dribble.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

Blowtart

An Australian party trick in which a participant will have drugs shot into their rectum with a whipped cream dispenser. To complete a Blowtart, participants pour powdered drugs into the nozzle of the dispenser and a willing participant pulls down their pants and gets a friend to insert the nozzle of the dispenser into the participants anus. Spectators can call out "3, 2, 1, blast off!" as the trigger is squeezed and the gas from the whipped cream dispenser launches cocaine, ketamine or any other number of drugs up the participants rectum.

"Bend over and let me give you a blowtart"
"He is absolutely cooked after receiving that blowtart"

by Whitehouse Resident August 17, 2020

blowmance

The long term relationship between a person and cocaine that is very hard to break

The people on Celebrity Rehab almost seem hopeless. They have had such long term blowmances.

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

Blowhard

Someone who speaks loud and long, offering an opinion YOU disagree with.

That blowhard thinks the Red Sox can come back from a 3-0 deficit. Geez!

by Ole Truth Teller June 30, 2008

Dutch Blowdart

When one farts into their hand as if performing a cup of cheese, but rather than opening the hand over someone's face, one presses their lips to there thumb and index finger of the fist and blows the fart in a targeted direction.

My girlfriend thought I was gonna give her the cup of cheese, but I faked her out and hit her with a dutch blowdart

by Shoop0311 September 25, 2011

Blowmance

1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole.

2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.

Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance.

by Wyatt Junker October 7, 2009