Angry Blofeld

Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).

Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...

by Totalplonka August 1, 2010

emily bosely

A dumb fucking slutty bitch who thinks she’s better than everyone and a 2 faced cow eating bitch! She fucks every guy at school and sends nudes to everyone including girls! Everyone knows what her small white ass butt looks like and to top it off! She’s got pepperoni nippes!

Emily Bosely is a dumb horebag

by Hahahahahahaha696969 September 29, 2017

Bloset

A combination Bathroom/Closet.

Q. Was your hotel nice? A. No, it had a Bloset...I had to walk through a sliding closet door to go potty and the clothes hangers were in the same room!

by Victor Vector December 9, 2008

blosejob

A sex act where one partner sucks on another's nose, akin to a blowjob.

Dude, she gave me a blosejob last night.
Dude, that's so hot!
*high fives*

by Lysanderof May 21, 2018

bloser

a typical fan of the Portland Trailblazers, who is still bitter from their failures to win a championship since 1977. A true loser in life, he also cries over this team of arrogant, spoiled, selfish criminals.

The 400 pound bloser fell out of his wheelchair when he saw the Trailblazers choke another playoff game.

by Bloser killer November 28, 2003

blobself

A gender neutral word instead of himself/ herself/ itself/ themselves

It’s used by people who go with the pronoun blob

I tried to get to know someone but I couldn’t make blob talk about blobself

by Seaki January 3, 2021

Broseley

A historic shopshire town perched on the banks of the world famous Ironbridge gorge. The area was the birthplace of the industrial revolution.

It's nearest towns are Ironbridge, Coalbrookdale and Madeley. All situated in Telford.

"Have you taken a walk throught the lovely streets of Broseley?"

by Richard Higginbottom June 5, 2009