Blogel 

n: blog+novel, however not either at the same time

b+n=~b+~n
b+n=~bn
bn=~bn

It was originally coined by a super awesome guy on Monday at 4:51pm on the 28th of September. However, another person decided she found the word very exciting and decided to use it. She was going to be charged for using it since she didn't have the rights, yet the super awesome guy let her slide...twice. By the third time she used the word "blogel", he decided to be really nice and gave her 50% of the rights to the word "blogel" at 11:45pm on Tuesday, the 29th of September. So now it means "when ever ANYONE in the WORLD!!! uses it we get like $5 each". So people of the world, go ahead and Blogel yourself all you want!!

"this isn't a blog or a novel it's a blogel "

"i just typed this massive BLOGEL"

"people that don't like it can go blogel themselves"

"could people handle blogel's though? could they really?"

Blogel by Chardid Christrong October 1, 2009

blokelore 

A contraction of 'bloke folklore.' A term encompassing any persons, places or events collectively pertaining to blokey or laddish behaviour.

'The fact that Jack Nicholson allegedly ate an entire apple pie halfway through having a shag has passed into blokelore'

blokelore by Reverend Frog November 9, 2011

bloglodyte

n. a reclusive person who interacts outside their habitat by rambling through blogs.

....so obsessive about following the basketball blog he shunned the rest of the world to live as a bloglodyte.

bloglodyte by jarweed May 3, 2007

blogslap

To virtually insult someone through a blog.

Note: Blogslapping can be innocent fun, but moderation must be exercised so that you don't find yourself subject to a nasty lawsuit.

Derived from bitchslap.

"I blogslapped Amer when I posted that picture of him looking like a dinosaur."

"I will blogslap you."

blogslap by Hsien-Gay Pee April 16, 2008

bloge 

a very skinny, ugly and tall person with a wig made out of cheetos.

Yo, you see that bloge over there? Pretty ugly.

bloge by Insan1ty_ November 2, 2020

blogerrhea 

When people just can't stop blogging. Even when they have nothing important to say, they just can't control themselves.

You know you suffer from blogerrhea when you let the world know when, where and how you took a dump today.

blogerrhea by lavinatoe January 9, 2009

bogel 

A Bogel is a problem, issue, or dilemma. Not to be confused with Vogel's bread

Hey Buck, you look diseased. What's your bogel?

bogel by Sauce Pants February 24, 2009