blosejob 

A sex act where one partner sucks on another's nose, akin to a blowjob.

Dude, she gave me a blosejob last night.
Dude, that's so hot!
*high fives*

blosejob by Lysanderof May 21, 2018

blokejob 

(n) a sex act in which a straight man receives oral stimulation of the penis from another man or bloke, often when in a state of drunkenness.

"So I let this guy give me a blokejob last night. Not that I'm gay or anything."

"..."

"Well I was pretty wasted."

blokejob by bloodmonkey February 19, 2009

BlokeJob 

A 'Bloke Job' is blow job administered by an Englishman. If he's just finished eating his fish and chips with malt vinegar and mushy peas … all the better.

BlokeJob

BlokeJob by Mxytgkdd September 17, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016