blong

A fashion mistake; Bling Bling gone wrong.

Lil' Kim's outfit was pure blong!

by lilvee January 2, 2005

Blong

When you're in a vrey tough situation in war or a game and you have a sniper, you pop out of the side, scope quickly and either a bodyshot or headshot doesn't matter. Pronunciation:(bl-AH-ng)

Guy1:Shoot him! Shoot him!!!
Guy2:*sneaks past building* BLONG!!!! HEADSHOT!

by BD crew July 4, 2008

Blong

bloŋ
1. adjective. A hybrid word combining 'big' and 'long' used to describe a person who is big but has an aversion to being described as such.
2. adjective. Used to describe a curly haired lady with very long legs.

That medical student is awfully blong

by Blong's Friend November 2, 2011

Blong

Secret code between boys when they need to go to the pub when with there girlfriends!

Guy 1* "blong?"
guy 2* "yeah 10mins"

by Dirty lil smigel July 13, 2011

Blong

Blong is a very calm and understanding person. He can make you feel better just by talking to him. He might have some problems understanding empathy and emotions, but if you're a good friend of his, he really does care about your wellbeing. Blong is a pretty funny and weird person, but he doesn't mind. If you open up to him about something, he will try to understand you and probably will just respond with a, "nice". Overall, he's a pretty dope guy.

Person: Bro, Blong is dope.

by DongoLookinSelf February 18, 2019

Blong

To cum in a femboy

person 1: Last night i blonged dude!
person 2: who did you blong?
Person 1: Drake

by drakesbaby October 7, 2021

Blong

Blong is a word commonly used to describe someone who believes their father is able to do absolutely anything.

"Declan you're such a Blong"

by GarlicMayo1983 April 1, 2024