Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

Bordering on bragadocious

This is a less rude, subtle approach to curb someones bragadocious behaviour during conversation. It limits the chance of copping a smack in the grill from the offending party.

Hey wigga, i know your missus is a pornstar and your best mate is the lead singer of N'Sync but im sorry unfrotunately i think you might be bordering on bragadocious.

by Pimpalicious ICE Dawg March 10, 2008

blundering

having many faults, clumsy, careless

its a common miconception that all blondes are blundering idiots.

by celeste March 21, 2005

bonering

noun. the action of getting a boner. what happens when a guys sees any really hot chick.

Dude! Check out that fine ass over there maan, I think I'm bonering!

by FatalError March 10, 2004

Blonding

A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university

"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

blodgering

blodgering is the act of vigorously pulling the tampon from the vagina of a mensturating female while doing her up the arse, and then repeatedly whipping her with the tampon.

"me and Sue are into blodgering"

"i love to get blodgered"

by Emma and Tim October 16, 2008

bonering

Generally getting excited about something

I am totally bonering for our upcoming ski trip.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010