blowmers

Pants or shorts that are easily accessable, in case of a blowjob. Typically jersey shorts, or anything without buttons or zippers.

"I'm pretty sure she's suckin'; Time to bring out the blowmers."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 20, 2007

bloomers

Athletic underpants worn by cheerleaders (and others, such as dancers and tennis players) underneath their skirts to cover their panties. Bloomers come in a wide variety of colors to match the rest of the uniform. They usually come in one of two styles--regular briefs (with a high-cut leg opening) or boy-cut briefs. Some cheer squads like to show their spirit by wearing sparkly bloomers or bloomers with some type of logo imprinted on the butt. Bloomers are also called spankies, lolipops, briefs, or tights.

As the cheerleader leaned over to pick up her pom-poms, she accidentally flashed her bloomers to the crowd.

by Dana G. April 23, 2006

Late Bloomer

a teenager of ages 16-18 who is still in the early phases of Puberty

Jimmy is such a Late Bloomer!!

by idkwtfboomcakes August 12, 2008

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.

Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.

by Edgecs September 4, 2017

crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.

Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

bloeme

Bloeme is the hottest thickest person I've ever met. She's totally a chill mothafucker and should always end up with someone named ZACH

Wow bloemes and zach are an otp

by Cocolover April 18, 2018