doof blast 

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

doof blast by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast 

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021

Blast from the past 

When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.

Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?

Blast from the past by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

Bucket of Muzzle Blast 

Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)

"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."

Bucket of Muzzle Blast by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

package blast by Sheldon May 14, 2003

Taco Bell Blast 

Explosive diarrhea resulting from the ingestion of tainted Mexican food.

"Hey Beef-stains, looks like you're going to have a Taco Bell Blast!"

Taco Bell Blast by dorham May 26, 2006

gotta blast 

Originated from one of Jimmy Neutron's catchphrases, "Gotta blast!" Is a common phrase said on the internet now for many reasons.

1. When in an awkward or uncomfortable situation
2. When someone says or does something you don't like and you don't feel low wasting time and energy arguing with them.

1. *in a texting convo*
Straight boy: "wanna play 20 questions haha ;)"
Girl: "sure."
Straight boy: "okay I'll go first. Are you a virgin?"

Girl: "...Gotta blast!"

2. Idiot: I support Carter Reynolds. He's hawt and did nothing wrong!!1
Me: ".....Gotta blast!"

gotta blast by Lisa is not Lethal August 26, 2015