by Bull111117 December 20, 2016
Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.
Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!
Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!
Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!
by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009
When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.
After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.
by Itslitfam January 06, 2021
friend 1: oh yeah well your mom is worse at call of duty then you are!
friend 2: stop with the blastoisements, thats not even funny.
friend 2: stop with the blastoisements, thats not even funny.
by jccp4jc74 September 14, 2009
when a female is gettin hydro pumped in the vagina by a males cock, the female orgasms and a huge blast of clear liquid is shot out of her moist opening at a high pressure.
Adam-"hey bro, get lucky the other night?"
Tom-"yeah man, pumped her so hard, she squirted soooo hard like a blastoise using its hydro pump!!!
Tom-"yeah man, pumped her so hard, she squirted soooo hard like a blastoise using its hydro pump!!!
by ash ketchum, pokemon master!!! March 05, 2010
A personality of someone during the act of sexual intercorse that likes to ejaculate all over the place during sex. A blastoise is also a water pokemon so water and semen are closley related. Therefore when Blastoise uses water cannon, the males dick uses semen cannon.
by obama's dick hole black & tiny November 30, 2010
(Binomial nomenclature: Blastiosus-poopus)When a person has an urgent need to excrete fecies causing the anus to expand 10 folds in a force greater than the heat of the sun...(most cases its fatal--mad blood loss)
Mary took a blastoise last night at 10 and at 2 the coroner proclaimed her dead by largus-anustus.
Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!
Jimmy , running in great panic as he held his posterior screaming BLASTOISE!!!!
by Merch-the-miggity August 03, 2006