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Blackwood

Popular convention in the game of Bridge to determine if the side has enough controls to play in a slam.

Generally a bid of 4NT asks partner to respond with an artificial bid dependent on the number of aces he holds.

The most popular variation is Key-Card which counts the king of the implied trump suit as a key-card. Other variations allow for more than one key suit in which they king counts as a key card.
1S - 2H - 4NT

4NT is Blackwood. According to which variation you are playing you are asking for aces only or possibly the presence of the king or spades or king of hearts as well as a keycard.
by Bylli May 20, 2009
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Demitri blackwood

Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.
“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“
by MrsBlackwood August 24, 2020
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Blackwood

A township on the outskirts of Melbourne in the forested Central Highlands region. Once the home of wealthy retirees and people who choose an alternative lifestyle. It is now overrun by crass 'westies' and tattooed rednecks.
Probably the most over-policed township in Australia. An example of how far it has fallen is evidenced by the fact the Post Office is located in the Pub; one has to walk over vomit puddles to check ones mail.
I sure hope this beautiful township of Maldon doesn't turn into another piece of shit like Blackwood!
by SvetlanaBabe October 20, 2010
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blackwood

The art of inserting one's own penis into your own asshole
"as I sat home blackwooding, my 4th wife with the mustache came home and gave me a blumpkin
by Lucky_ January 2, 2009
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blackwards

Performing an action/using an object in a manner stereotypical of a black person.
1. Sitting on a chair blackwards - with the back rest at the front.
2. Pointing a gun blackwards - holding the gun on its side while aiming it.
by nomad1988 June 2, 2011
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Blackwards

Blackwards- adverb
The act of a black person unknowingly impersonating a white person by engaging in activities that are stereo-typically dominated by the "white" culture. To the observer, this seems unnatural or backwards to the point of being humorous. Hence the term: "blackwards."
Jeff really enjoys ice skating on the weekends.

Example Conversation:

Person A: Jeff is "Blackwards"

Person B: Why’s that?

Person A: I saw Jeff put hummus on his grits yesterday morning.
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Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to
Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.
by Ashwla July 2, 2020
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