Bitchtard

A female child born out of wedlock, without parents being married!!

If a male son that is born out of wedlock is a bastard then a female child is a bitchtard.

Sharon is a bitchtard.

by 3c3o June 8, 2011

birthmark

When someone leaves a poop stain in the toilet bowl

"Hey who left a birthmark in my toilet? Now I gotta blast it with piss to clean it off!"

by trolleydocious December 28, 2015

birthwarming

Combination birthday and housewarming party

My birthwarming is going to be sick!

by KCgras March 22, 2010

Bombay Birthmarks

The large pinkish-red blotches, present just above the knees of a short-wearing person, immediately after exiting the "crapperie", after a night of over-exuberance at the Akash Balti House.

"Sporting a nasty pair of Bombay Birthmarks there Tony".
"Yes, I know, that Jalfresi Extra Hot I had last night has gone right through me like rusty water"

by woty July 30, 2008

Waldorf Birthmark

A term used to define a tattoo that a girl gets on the small of her back. Maryland regional variant of the Tramp Stamp.

Also known as a Dundalk Birthmark

That girl over there has a Waldorf Birthmark,she might as well say she's putting out.

by Hunter Keeler May 7, 2008

Bitchtard

1) A person who is physical and mentally incompetent of keeping up with "common sense" by acting like he is 5 yrs old but in reality is much, much older. He may not know he is acting this way, but clearly the people around him do.

2) A female dog without a father. The father presumably being shot down during Vietnam.

3) A half bitch, half bastard creation.

''Listen here you incompetent bitchtard, start acting your age or you'll be feeling the full force of my boot entering your fucking skull''

by Snakeeyez187 November 28, 2002

Brittarded

several definitions apply to this awesome word!
A)to be a British handicap
B)if your name is Brittany and you're a retard.

example A) "Allo chaps I'm bloody Brittarded" said with a british accent and a handicapped fucktard lisp.
example B) "My name is Brittany, I am Brittarded. Do you like ice cream? I scream for ice cream, Ice cream .. and your mom!"

by Mac and Jack Inc January 24, 2009