City in the West Midlands, England, United Kingdom, Europe, The World, The Universe.

Full of various homeless people called Dave, who won't mug you - just take your money or stab you.

Known for it's marvellous shopping, and several train stations, including Birmingham New Street - home to the world's most expensive Burger King.

How about a trip to Birmingham to go shopping, meet Dave and grab a burger on the way home?
by RSK August 1, 2003
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Birmingham City FC were founded in 1875 and have only ever won something once - the football league cup in 1963.
They claim to be the 'pride of Brum', which is clearly a joke as the REAL pride of Brum (Aston Villa) recently hammered them out of the premiership.
Have fun in the Championship Blue scum!
It is also a fact that most of their fans support Aston Villa but go to watch the blues as they cant afford tickets to see the mighty Villa.
It is also true that Villa Park is much better than little St. Andrews anyday. Aston Villa have the biggest end stand in europe (the Holte End), and Birmingham have....well.....nothing.
In conclusion the blues fans have no way of backing up their claims of being 'the pride of Brum' as clearly they are not.
My old man said be a city fan I said bollocks you're a cunt, There's a circus in the town Stevie Bruce is a Clown, shoot all the City scum and support the pride of Brum Aston Villa,
Birmingham city 100 years and won fuck all, Some say that St Andrews is a wonderful place To the boys from Villa park it's a fucking disgrace They say they've got showers but we know the truth there's a hole in the roof where the rain pisses through.
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Greatest place in england bcfc rock and knock out aston villa every time plus lots of skaters cool, the gardens kick bum
by rob October 23, 2003
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The biggest ghetto in the uk, part of the dead industrial land scape of the west mids, known as the wild midwest to the gankstaz that rule the area. Walking through birmingham past 10pm without having an ethnic background and a gang of 30 dat are all carrying guns is the equivalent of through no mans land in 1940 with no armor or gun. Although not as big as London after being to both of the ghettoz wel driven through fast i would say that London doesn't compare to. For a single white person you are almost certain to be killed. The police has no control over the gangs,drugs and guns and schanks (knives). It can only be described as a breathing shit hell hole. Every black male from the 13 onwards will own a 9 mill gun. It is the black capital of the uk and has a large muslim population the 2 togheter outway white people by a scary scale. The nice area in birmingham edgbaston is slowly tilting and becoming another scary part of the wild west. Particuarly nasty area's in birmingham are handsworth, aston, lozells, bordesley green, springfields and small heath. Burger bar boys and Johnson crew are the two big gangs that often have to be stopped by armed police blocks ths sort of thing you see on a grand theft auto game. Other parts of the "wild midwest" that are also partcicuarly nasty are dudley, wolverhampton, west bromich(although no where near as bad)
You live in birimgham
Yes
Ohhhh ok bye bye.

We rolin down birmingham
No we're white
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The dullest and most boring city on Earth, located in central England.

The town's centre is basically a game of spot the Englishman, the outer suburbs are filled with either old people or South Asian gang members.
Once a bastion of friendly & tough working class stock, now every toothpick teenager swanning around the streets is either high, carrying a knife, or both.
You can also expect to receive at least ten scornful looks for simply walking to the shops.
What's Birmingham like?
Dot: Oooh yes, I remembah when all that used to be fee-yulds it did.

What's Birmingham like?
Amir: b6z up innit blud brap brap brrrrrrap

What's Birmingham like?
Mike: >:-/ Ehhh, ye fuc--*mumbles and walks away*
by PSJ__ August 22, 2010
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Birmingham the second city of the UK just edging its tussel with Manchester due to a large population of about 1.1 million and greater business importance. Birmingham people from "brum" are often called "brummies". It is host to two large football clubs, Birmingham City and Aston Villa with neighbouring West Brom about 6 - 7 miles away.

The city centre is quite dull however attempts have been made to brighten it up with the failry new bull ring and other things. However it is still the concrete jungle of the 70's. The suburbs of brum like any other city are quite pleasant although these days there are little if any left, Edgbaston being the finest with all other inner city areas failing to impress.

Inner city birmingham is particualry nasty and is an area to be avoided. Handsworth, Newtown, Aston and Lozzels are 4 in particular that brandish the "Ghetto" tag due to very high crime, murder and ethinic minortites. This was evident with the shootings of two 16 year old girls the other day and the incredible 8 deaths due to stabbings one week in april 2007. The areas play host to three nationally famous gangs the Burger Bar Boys, The Johnson Crew and the less famous of the three L.O.Z.

Birmingham is only going down hill as far as i can see and in places i similar to that of Compton, and the Bronx.
Man from Buckinghamshire: do you want to go too birmingham deer?
Lady from Worcestershire: no thank you
by Ashley Blake-Moore December 13, 2007
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