Birdage

1. (adj, noun, verb) Spending a disproportionate amount of time slapping it on porkers in social situations; sacking off the lads. (see also schweff)

2. Being excessively sensitive, wet and feminine

Rennie - "Have you spoken to Pat Flowers tonight?"
Friend - "Na, he's always over there chatting to the galdem."
Rennie - "What a silly birdage c*nt."
Friend - "Yeah, that is birdage, the oily birdage chode."

by Julius Chatazoid January 17, 2011

Bird Cage Syndrome

When one is accustom to residing in a confine space and suddenly finds themselves in a overwhelmingly larger space and in-turn becomes uncomfortable and hesitant to expand into their new found larger area.

Hey girl, did you hear that Magdalena is now living uptown? She was so used to living in that tiny 450 sq studio that she's now so freaked out about all this new found space and barely even leaves the bedroom. Wow she definitely has a case of the Bird Cage Syndrome.

by RI Ave Stalker November 25, 2013

Big Bird Cage

Function: noun
(military slang) An aircraft carrier (a warship with a flight deck on which airplanes can be launched and landed).

"I was lucky during 'Nam," the Marine veteran told me. "For the duration of my tour, I pulled sea duty on the Big Bird Cage."

by Jon C. Hopwood March 5, 2006

Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

Bird cage

When someone's chest is in lack of muscle. Very skinny person, to the point, you can see his/her ribs.

You need to pump that bird cage you.... You are a weak private and you need to pump that bird cage of yours.

by Spc Lopez July 11, 2010

bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!

Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"

by Kerb November 27, 2004

Birdcaging

A gay person or couple having to act straight as a means to prevent confrontation with homophobes or extreme conservatives.

Armond and Albert were birdcaging (or having to birdcage) in order to prevent any controversy with their future in-laws, who were extremely conservative and would not approve of the gay lifestyle.

by Crefedeaux October 15, 2023