Behzad

Behzad is the hottest thing ever I wanna suck his dick until I choke.

I want a behzad right NOW!!!!

by Zesty buffolow November 22, 2021

Behzad

A) A person who is overweight but denies it. And then he calls skinny people cows.

B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.

C) A complete ass.

A) Josh: Hey behzad I way 50 pounds, how much do u weigh?
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???

B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)

C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.

by joshcole87 January 6, 2013

behzad

1. The evolutionary mistake that occurred when man evolved from monkey. physically disgusting, so unnaturally ugly that it has been recorded as the leading cause of sexual misconduct with animals 2. one who is responsible for destruction of all that is good and natural, causing pain, making little babies cry 3. also associated with homosexuality , or one who is in the freudian sense fixated on the anal stage.

Damn dude, did you see that Behzad??! I don't know what to do...i'm emotionally scarred...

by King Behzad May 4, 2006

Behrod

A huge douche bag!!!!

wow that guy is a behrod

by viper07 February 12, 2009

Behrod

A person who works for Urban Dictionary but is also a retard.

Hey they aren't allowing me to publish my UD post, the Behrod's over there are being their usual dumb self.

by notbehrod January 31, 2017

beheodisgaakis

just a big booty bitch who eat hot chip and lie

look at that beheodisgaakis disgusting

by john cena 27 November 28, 2019

benzod

Refence to the most amazing Music out there.

"Is that Benzod ?

Been vibing to it since 1867."

by Coochieman 9077 April 12, 2021