cell phone behavior

Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.

Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

Bummy Behavior

The behavior of someone that expresses the actions of being bummy (acting foolish; being obtuse).

"You're going to try to scam the machine out of 3 dollars? That's bummy behavior!"

by TeironTV March 24, 2019

bitch like behavior

acting like a bitch, in other words exhibiting or displaying mean behavior

which explains the term bitch-like-behavior

she told me to throw myself of the bridge, wow she really does exhibit bitch like behavior

by the Urbandictionary expert January 2, 2016

Validation Seeking Behavior

Describes an action that is seeking external approval from others; typically to solve some deep-rooted childhood trauma.

That girl is exhibiting validation seeking behavior by posting half-naked selfies on Instagram all day.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

beeramid

a pyramid made with beer cans

dont knock over my beeramid!

by randy August 30, 2004

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.

by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018

Beerapy

The use of beer to deal with problems as opposed to therapy.

"My girlfriend broke up with me today. I think I need a good beerapy session"

by T.Ray December 14, 2009