beercation

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals

Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.

by Karpediem June 30, 2008

beerbells

What you use to strengthen your arms 12 ounces at a time

Samantha: Hey Joe! Looks like you've been working out. What's your secret?

Joe: I exercise daily using my Schlitz beerbells

by realmccoy420 October 8, 2010

beereal

A bowl of cereal which uses beer as a lubricating agent instead of the standard, milk.

Oh man, I am so hung over.
It's cool bro, just have some beereal.
Wow, I really did not think that would fix my hangover, but it did!
*pounds fist*

by M.C. Fresher April 24, 2008

BeerCat

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

Beerexia

An eating disorder, which only occurs with binge drinking, characterized by a refusal to eat due to an irrational fear of "food getting in the way of my booze".

Signs & Symptoms:

- refusal to eat for the duration of drinking time

- marathon drinking (>8 hours)

- preoccupation with drinking alcohol & socializing

- pushing food around a plate

- leaving entire plates of food uneaten

- reports of "fullness" after only a few bites

- consumption of only snack or sweet foods

- often seen in conjunction with the psychological symptoms of ATS Syndrome

The only cure is sobering the f*** up.

"You want a burger?"
"Nah, workin on beerexia over here. I don't need that food ruining my drunk."

"Are you hungry?"
"Nah, got that beerexia. I'm stuffed on beer."

by ATS Syndrome Sufferer December 6, 2011

Beerdelier

Innovative and often impromptu method of creating a chandelier by securing empty beer cans to overhead light fixtures. Often coincides with long-lasting games of Beer Pong. The more more beer cans, the classier.

"The beerdelier really ties the room together."

by DLC1013 December 29, 2011

beercunt

noun- a person, male or female, who becomes a slut when drunk

adjective- describing an act that would be preformed by someone who was termed a beercunt

noun - "Man, she's a nice girl usually but at parties she's such a beercunt."

adjective - "Don't get drunk at this party, last time you made out with five different guys and it was a really beercunt thing to do."

by russian_turk March 4, 2009