pedophiliable 

Easily subjected to the attention of pedophiles.

Your youthful, vulnerable features make you completely pedophiliable... what're you doing tonight, young man?

pedophiliable by oddyknocky May 6, 2010

Brophilia 

Friendship Plus Ultra, if u know u know. Undeniable bruh moment, tight like the ass cheeks in a boxer.

Peter: ur so fine bruh 😩
Mo: look at u pretty

Brophilia right there

Brophilia by zaworldo June 17, 2021

corporate pedophilia 

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

corporate pedophilia by G-Union December 12, 2003

Pedophilia 

An automatic death sentence if you are in prison. >:^

At least the homicidal convicts help us get rid of pedophiles by killing them off.

Pedophilia by whatever August 25, 2003

Pedophilian 

A person and or community consisting completely of pedophiles when used to describe where they've come from.

Mikey Duck is a Pedophilian, he originates from Pedophilia.

Pedophilian by Wilbertisgod April 30, 2020

pedophilia 

A sickness in which an adult is sexually attracted to children. Some of these people clamor for "rights" and even offer the twisted idea that we are denying children their rights by classifying pedophilia as what it is.

Pedo: "we are not child molesters! some of us have respectable jobs and make a lot of money! even if we did abuse children, who are you to deny their right to be abused?!"

Human: "Canada Street said somethin' about pedophilia....he said when he has kids, he might just put you to sleep like the rabid dog you are."

pedophilia by Canada Street's in the bldg. December 13, 2006

Bedophile 

Someone who is in a sexual relationship with their bed

Drake loved his bed so much he left Millie Bobby Brown for it, now he is a bedophile

Bedophile by WrinklyNut June 17, 2021