bedface

Applies generally to men (maybe some women). Bedface is a condition similar to bedhead but, it has to do entirely with facial hair. Peoples with longer facial hair will wake up, look into the mirror, and see a unflattering mess of facial hair flowing every which way it can.

If possible, locate a comb immediately. Brush face hair thoroughly (preferably with water or some kind of gel) and get that walking embarrassment fixed pronto.

Whoa! Your sporting some major bedface this morning.

by Dinosaurs4Fun August 8, 2016

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bedpat

When you thump on the bed with you hand(s) during a sexual act.

Those bedpats were so noisy, please keep it down next time.

by mastershake916 November 28, 2005

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beddat

A salty way of saying, "bet that". I'm not sure what that means either...

"Can you take me to work tomorrow?"
"I can't, sorry man."
"Why ?"
"I'll be really busy tomorrow."
"Beddat"

by Lousy Assassin October 8, 2016

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Bedfast

You and your other half in bed around 3-4 am eating a variety of foods including, but not limited to hot cheetos, nuggets(golden), full steak dinner, chocolates, jalapeño chetos, French onion dip, calzones, and parts of tacos off of a plate. Oh and Halloween candy. Then you have the best sex of your life on 600 dollars in winning pull tabs.

It's 3am... I'm a big titty white girl, I'm in bed with my bartender bf and it's time for 3rd meal bedfast!

by Shaylovejr December 2, 2016

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bedfall

You ever had a dream and where you feel like we're falling? That is what I call a bedfall. Just imagine you are in a deep sleep having a sweet dream. In the middle of your dream, you fall off a cliff. At this moment you fell your body falling to the ground. You wake up in shock and ah just to realize that you are still in your bed and your great dream was just ruined. Now image if you have a nightmare. Image you having a nightmare, you running from Jason from the very famous American horror film Friday the 13th! As you are making your great escape, the floor breaks and you fall through. As this is happening, you fell your heart sink deep into your chest, and the next thing you know your bed feels like you are in the air falling to the ground. You wake up you in the bed perfectly safe and sound. You, my friend just had a bedfall!

Whats wrong? Nothing I just had a simple bedfall!

by King F_A_M_E May 4, 2018

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