Skip to main content

brandsplain

brand-splain

When a corporation and/or brand name provdes a detailed response to a question or to popular culture with self fullfillment in mind.
"There's that pillow guy on tv again, brandsplaining why his pillow is worth 50 bucks"
by krusiszero March 4, 2018
mugGet the brandsplain mug.

Becksplaining

When beck explains what you already know, but treats you as a child
person: beck just tried Becksplaining the day of the dead to me
by jimisheretostay October 20, 2020
mugGet the Becksplaining mug.

bagsplain

when you and your buddy hit a lil lino and he won't stop telling you about his business idea, he is bagsplaining.
Yo Marc, stop bagsplaining man, no one care about your oat business.
by JohnDutton January 29, 2021
mugGet the bagsplain mug.

baysplaining

A Baysplainer can be characterized as someone who didn’t grow up in the Bay Area (probably not even California), most likely works in tech, eats at “hole in the wall” restaurants (I.e. restaurants that used to actually be a hole in the wall, but was taken over by a new Asian/fusion spot), considers themselves a “foodie”, most likely lives in the City or Oakland, goes to Outside Lands, wears their work badge to the bars, and so on.

A Baysplainer tends try to explain to a local “the best parts of the Bay”, the local community, etc., and doesn’t realize the impact they may have had on the local community by moving here and thus, affecting the job market, housing market, influencing the quick rise of gentrification, etc.
I was talking to someone who works in tech and they started Baysplaining about what the Bay Area is like.
by notyourbestfriend1299 September 28, 2021
mugGet the baysplaining mug.

beanspliff

A young boy named Ben Jacobs who passed out after watching underworld revolution and getting too high off smoking marijuana cigarettes and eating bean burritos in his friend Jordan's car. In the morning they found a spliff mashed in the beans from a half eaten burrito hence the name beenspliff 👌
Yo that old dirty "beanspliff" is up to no good. Passing out in car's from eating Mexican food and being too high.
by 3ggboiler November 23, 2021
mugGet the beanspliff mug.

Batsplaining

Batsplaining is a method used by the popular Twitch streamer "lilbatbbyz" in order to hold her EU viewers hostage from sleeping.
Char and SIIMBARIA felt knackered as they listened to Bat batsplaining how she got poisoned in university.
by Char9346 April 11, 2023
mugGet the Batsplaining mug.

Blausplain

Blausplaining (Verb) /ˈbloʊs.pleɪ.ɪn/

the act of explaining something to someone in a way that makes them feel like they're a clueless idiot, even though they probably know more about the topic than you do. It's like mansplaining, but with a side of smugness.
I'm going to blausplain patriarchy to you now.

I know you probably already know this, but I'm going to explain it to you anyway.

The topic of patriarchy is very complex, but I'm going to try my best to explain it to you in a way that you can understand.

Patriarchy is a system of social organization in which men hold the primary positions of power in society. This system is characterized by the belief that men are superior to women, and that men should have more rights and privileges than women.

Patriarchy has been around for centuries, and it is still very much a part of our society today. It can be seen in the way that men are more likely to hold positions of power in government, business, and the media. It can also be seen in the way that women are often paid less than men for doing the same work.

Patriarchy is a harmful system that oppresses women and limits their opportunities. It is important to challenge patriarchy and to work towards a more just and equitable society.
by dudethatnukes June 28, 2023
mugGet the Blausplain mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email