Balled

To have sex with, like banged.

I just balled this lovely momma.

by lok February 1, 2006

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

by Pedro Von Escobar March 21, 2007

Balled Up

Something or someone is wrecked, smashed up, f'd up etc...

"And u sent tears from heaven when u seen my car get balled up" - Kanye West on his accident from the Album - College Dropout (Never Let Me Down)

by holla_at_ya_boy March 6, 2004

balled up

wen u get slaughtered in a basketball game

the varsity college balled up the preschoolers . it was 0-99999

by IloveFacebook123 January 26, 2011

Brown-Balled

Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.

Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.

The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat

Used to describe someone who is VERY horny.

I haven't had sex in over a month and I'm hornier than a 4-balled tomcat.

by Grampy J. June 11, 2006

DVR blue-balled

When your DVR'ed program leaves you hanging because you had it set from the top of one hour to the next, except the program actually ran one minute over, leaving you without a clue as to what happened at the end. This is particularly frustrating when you DVR a series finale.

I have no freaking clue what happened on the final episode of Nip/Tuck because I set the DVR to record from 9-10:00pm, but it didn't really end until 10:01pm. Can someone please tell me what the hell happened at the airport since I got DVR blue-balled??!?!??

by Tina1848 July 20, 2010