Basturbate

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm

I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Batussi

A non offensive way to describe a homeless person or someone who dresses poorly.

Have you seen Valeria? She looks like a batussi.

by Anna885544 March 8, 2022

blastus

A hit of weed off of a pipe or from a joint

Yo, have a little blastus off this pipe, son

by Krang January 7, 2006

Bartus

The act of showing an extreamly anti-accepted creepy side; to creep; a creepy sidekick

Dude that's way to bartus for my liking! I should have never gone to boston.

Did you see that guy out there pulling a bartus?!

Yes I mean you....

by Night Creeper March 17, 2009

Basturt

The Scottish version of bastard. Originates from Lowland Scottish dialect where it is a common profanity.

Policeman: "Why on Earth did you body-slam that PBS-reporter?! I'm sure he didn't really mean to insult you."

Seamus the Brutal Scotsman: "Naw, real fookin McCoy this'un. Called me Shamu, the sleekit wee basturt!"

Policeman: "No need to worry, then! As you were."

by HelpMeCatchMyPig! August 17, 2010

Bantustan

Literally: The Ghetto, the Worst of Urban Decay, the hardest of the hard hood. A bantustan (also known as black African homeland or simply homeland) was a territory set aside for black inhabitants of South Africa and South West Africa (now Namibia), as part of the policy of apartheid. Ten bantustans were established in South Africa, and ten in neighbouring South-West Africa (then under South African administration), for the purpose of concentrating the members of designated ethnic groups, thus making each of those territories ethnically homogeneous as the basis for creating "autonomous" nation states for South Africa's different black ethnic groups.

The term was first used in the late 1940s, and was coined from 'Bantu' (meaning 'people' in some of the Bantu languages) and '-stan' (a suffix meaning 'land of' in Persian). It was regarded as a disparaging term by some critics of the apartheid-era government's 'homelands' (from Afrikaans tuisland). The word 'bantustan', today, is often used in a pejorative sense when describing a country or region that lacks any real legitimacy or power, consists of several unconnected enclaves, and/or emerges from national or international gerrymandering.

We just walked into the Bantustan, yo...we are def fucked now!

by wctgilroy February 4, 2010

random bamtush

A person who has been getting messy on the sessel, some would say a David Courtney clone

Couts you random bamtush

by tj brobs January 12, 2005