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high baseline

Refers to an individual constantly indulged in effortless, trouble-free dopamine hits such that their will power in doing less reward-intensive tasks towards long-term success and fulfillment declines, resulting in an overall decrease in productivity, attentiveness, and satisfaction.
Man, all Luke does is eat junk food, watch Netflix, and play video games. He is so high baseline!
by moud February 20, 2023
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baseline piss

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.
Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...
by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013
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The bass line fucked me hard

When one dances so hard to a jam at a party that their head starts to hurt and they begin to drown in their sweat.
dude 1: Hey brah, why you lookin so sick man?
dude 2: dawg the bass line fucked me hard...my head is spinning and i think im about too....*throws up*
dude 1: das nasty man
by thegirlthatkrumps December 4, 2010
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Baseline

The bare minimum standard that a girl must be at or exceed when considering fornication.
Bro: Should I tap?
Dude: Meh, she's baseline.

Bro: I'm tips though. You sure she's baseline?
Dude: Just squint. Definitely baseline. Give her the deezy.
by BetaRhOmicron September 30, 2010
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Baseline Dons

Great place to meet up after a robbery also close in proximity to the ass mall, which you just robbed.
“Hey I heard you just held up taco time
“Yeah me and da boys at Baseline Dons”
“Nice they will never find you there”
by Joel_in_america October 22, 2020
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baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese
"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"
by Carl November 22, 2004
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bashline

1. one who is a douche
2. that one guy that no one seems to like.
3. an extremely egotistical asshole who feels he's never wrong in an argument
4. one who belongs to a fraternity with zero friends.
5. a never ending zirus
6. a person who can disrupt the mood no matter what the circumstance
"Dude, stop being such a bashline, no one here respects/likes you".

"Your personality is very 'Bashlinian'".

BASHLINIAN COMMENT: "dude i'm crashing my dad's high school party at clarion this weekend, haha, by myself."
by Nikolay Zherdev October 11, 2010
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