Bartoszian

The highest possible level of mastering one’s craft. On par with Jesus.

Bartosz’s 100 game clean sheet streak with nothing short of Bartoszian.

by Bartalot February 25, 2021

Bartoss

Tossing someone off in a bar. This usually involves polish people and a lot of body odour.

*in polish* hey...did you enjoy your bartoss last night

Yeah but she smelt like a fat guy.

by Itschloe May 29, 2018

Bartosis

The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

Bartos

Bartos: Noun
Someone who puts drinks on someone elses tab, unbeknownst to the person responsible for the tab payment.

To Bartos: Verb
To put drinks on other peoples tabs (generally friends) without their knowledge. The act of being cheap and untrustworthy in a bar situation.

Origin: Youngstown, Ohio.

Bartender: Heres your tab
You: $200! I only bought 6 drinks!

Bartender: Your friend that just left was putting the drinks on your tab.
You: He just bartosed the shit out of me...

by john bartos February 21, 2010

CHIEFTAIN BARTOSH

1. Of poor quality or a low standard.

2. Not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.

"Did you try that new bubble tea gaff on Humboldt Lane?

"Yeah man, was quite poor quality tapioca to be honest for the price, it was chieftain bartosh."

by cheeseweasel420 July 26, 2023

Bartos

The act of licking someone's leg repeatedly as they please them self in a lay-z-boy recliner.

Lauren orgasmed soon after her dog began bartosing her.

by joshharrissonsadouche August 27, 2009

bartosh

a hyperactive guy of polish heritage. He is skinny and really short

Have you seen that hyper kid? He is a total bartosh

by xioxio April 13, 2010