banter club

a football club that is usually often made fun of by people on a regular basis because of how shit they are on a regular basis.

Person 1: loool Tottenham just got knocked out by Dinamo Zagreb
Person 2: how? they were 2-0 up on aggregate in the first leg?!
Person 1: they bottled it and lost 3-0 thanks to Orsic lmaoo
Person 2: lool what a banter club

by TrawlrZ April 13, 2021

Bantermix

Bantermix- a group having banter but each member of the group has diffrent banter, just like a haribo starmix bag. The group has a mix of diffrent banter- just like a haribo starmix bag which has a large variety of sweets.

"Come get your bantermix "
"Just a bit of bantermix"
"The bantermix is strong with that group"

by Sam Marshall October 6, 2018

Ball-Batter

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculate.

She ate my ball-batter all up!

by MadManManic January 1, 2007

AAA battery

AAA batteries are people who identify as Agender, Asexual and Aromantic.

-That person is an AAA battery.
-What does that mean?
-It means they identify as agender, asexual and aromantic

by F.dR May 4, 2021

Booty batter

A bowel movement with the consistency of a chocolate Mister Softee ice cream cone.

It took nearly a whole roll of Charmin to address my booty batter in the restroom; must have been the clams casino and pesto.

by ssCape August 7, 2013

Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.

Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.

by depressedchelseafan May 19, 2023

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

by Buzzer December 23, 2007