batterytard

somebody who leaves their phone to charge but doesnt check that its charging before walking awau

Lisa: Omg my phone didn’t charge last night!
Mike: Haha you’re such a batterytard

by appauls November 12, 2022

Banter-factor

When someone or a group says something funny or has good banter they have the BANTER-FACTOR.

Seamus is a real laugh he has the banter-factor.

by Mark Duggan October 24, 2008

banterful

to be full of banter, to have a good time

yeah he's a good mate, really banterful
that was banterous

by jinky_boclair August 15, 2007

banter club

AKA Tottenham Hotspur

Mate Spurs just got battered in the Conference Laague!
Who were they playing?
Some team of binmen from Romania!
LOL what a banter club!

by SpursRShit June 22, 2023

Banter Hoover

One whom decreases the level of banter in the room for they themselves do not enjoy the banter. And in doing so sucking up all the banter ergo A Banter Hoover.

Lee: Ahh Jess you heading out tonight?

Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....

Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!

by NomNomNomBanter January 17, 2011

Banter Pants

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.

Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.

by laking_everything January 21, 2020

Low-battery measures

When your cellphone battery runs low, you have to take take low-battery measures such as reducing brightness, closing applications or maybe even switching on airplane mode.

A: "Why is your screen so dark? Do you even see something?"
B: "I'm running low on battery, I have to take low-battery measures to make it through the day."

by Peter324 December 12, 2013