banoonis

A very ripe banana, meant to be thrown at people.

"I will banoonis you if you come any closer"

by FinWonga October 3, 2014

Bannolicious

An adjective used to describe a particularly bitchin' sweater-vest.

"Whoa, did you see Pete Ostravsky's sweater-vest today? It's freaking BANNOLICIOUS!!!!"

by quiet boy February 21, 2003

bannock slap

A backhanded slap, usually across the face, with a long, wide arc. North American Indian origin (Cree).

Bannock is a rough leavened bread of Scottish origin which became commonplace among N. American Indian Tribes.

Mary saw the woman who snagged her man at last month's powwow, so she walked up to her and gave her a vicious bannock slap.

by piscescree February 11, 2009

Steve Bannon

1)An unholy fusion of a mutated fur-ball and Jabba the Hutt who is masquerading as a Neo-Nazi to spread chaos.

2)A drunken racist vagrant that somehow lives in the White House, and has control of Trump's mind

"Hey bro. Am I the only one who sees how much Steve Bannon resembles Jabba the Hutt?"

"Look, Bannon, next time you wanna talk to me, come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twerps."

by Mr. Please Please Please April 10, 2017

bannon

v. as in "to bannon." 1. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing; 2. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing miserably because it's too f*cking short to reach beyond your pubic hair; 3. the act of attempting to suck your own dick but failing so miserably because you can't grab on to balls you don't have in order to wrestle your genitals into your yapping maw.

That guy was bannoning so hard I feared Trump would stick a golf tee in his ass and play through.

by TommyRocket July 27, 2017

baconophobia

n. Fear of Roblox bacons.
Originally named beluxophobia.

Bacon: Hello th-

Some random guy: AHH GO AWAY FROM ME I HAVE BACONOPHOBIA

by ThePhobiaGuy May 12, 2021

Bannockburn

The Date 1314.
Place Scotland.
At Stake: The Survival Of Scotland.
In the Blue Corner King Robert IRobert the Bruce
In the Red Corner King Edward II (Son of Longshanks)
Result?
England Totally Pwned by the Scottish
Winner: Scotland

The English got Totally Spanked at Bannockburn!

by ayeyermaw May 15, 2006