Bacondread

White affluent middle class "trendy" type with perfectly pruned dreadlocks.
Usually seen in and around gentrified urban districts. Often they are very pretentious, are preoccupied with image and wealth (wearing of designer clothes is part of their unform along with the dreads) and have an over inflated opinion of themselves. Unlikely, they will follow rastafari but likely to listen to reggae as well as other urban sounds and smoke weed because it looks cool.

Hey look at di bacondread over there. Obviously a middle class white kid who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

by DrSleazeball December 21, 2005

banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

Bagondaid

When the person or thing hurts them self you can use the Bagondaid to help. Bandaged up the wound and more.

I had to use the bagondaid to patch me up.

by Passweird September 12, 2018

banoodles

crazy for.

crazy, trippin', wack, off the hook, k fizzle, off the heezy, tyte, bitchin'

Andrea Chen is banoodles for Linkin Park.
The girls went banoodles after they heard the hott guy in their math class had dropped out.

by :) January 12, 2004

Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Badonde

Verb: To do do a Badonde is to personally assure people of your upcoming attendance in a group conversation, even though you have absolutely no inclination of attending.

This is usually replicated several days later, with no apologies or even any recollection of ever pulling a Badonde.

Unwitting, trusting person: Hey, will you be attending the social gathering tonight on the online games console?

Badonde Puller: I swear I would not miss this for anything.......

*7 days later*

Unwitting, trusting person: I guess he’s not coming, that’s annoying, what a let down!

Badonde puller: Is anyone attending the social gathering?

Friend with no faith: Ahhh, I smell another Badonde on the horizon!!!

by Babaganoosh-BiggledyBoo August 30, 2019

Banono

Someone named Banono (also known as Heptor, Hektor, Whiteboy afro or tall boi) usually lack brain cells, can be a good friend but make sure you don't lose brain cells hanging out with them!!

A) Are you a Banono?
B) Yes I am a Banono!
A) oh no! *Instantly loses brain cells*

by A tired tian November 15, 2021