Badonde

Verb: To do do a Badonde is to personally assure people of your upcoming attendance in a group conversation, even though you have absolutely no inclination of attending.

This is usually replicated several days later, with no apologies or even any recollection of ever pulling a Badonde.

Unwitting, trusting person: Hey, will you be attending the social gathering tonight on the online games console?

Badonde Puller: I swear I would not miss this for anything.......

*7 days later*

Unwitting, trusting person: I guess he’s not coming, that’s annoying, what a let down!

Badonde puller: Is anyone attending the social gathering?

Friend with no faith: Ahhh, I smell another Badonde on the horizon!!!

by Babaganoosh-BiggledyBoo August 30, 2019

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Brian Badonde

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Stars in his own show along with others in the British comedy 'Facejacker'. Despite suffering an extreme case of 'burettes' he has made a name for himself in the art world and considers himself to be a brilliant artist.

1.

Brian Badonde: "I know a Warhol when I see it"

Man: "This isn't a Warhol"

2.

Brian Badonde: "My I be exucused for a second?"

Man: "Sure..."

(Brian walks off to the corner of the room)

Brian: "Buuuuuuuuuuuu! BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, buuuuuuur. BU! BU! BRU! BRUU! BU!. Buuuuu."

(Brian returns)

Man: "Are you ok?"

Brain: "Bu, I'm sorry, I have an extreme case of Burettes"

3.

Brian Badonde: Lets have a contest"

Art teacher: "Ok..."

Brian: "3 minutes to draw this still life in front of us, bree, bu, bun. BO!"

(After three minutes the drawings are revealed, after several attemptes to reveal his 'in style' which all go horribly wrong, he is shown to be the clear loser)

Brian: "I believe I have won, please leave your classroom"

Art teacher: "I don't think I will"

by Facejacker May 5, 2010

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Badonkers

She's got some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. Giant bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS hungolomghnonoloughongous.

badonkers.

by sectorrclear November 11, 2018

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some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

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