Badonde

Verb: To do do a Badonde is to personally assure people of your upcoming attendance in a group conversation, even though you have absolutely no inclination of attending.

This is usually replicated several days later, with no apologies or even any recollection of ever pulling a Badonde.

Unwitting, trusting person: Hey, will you be attending the social gathering tonight on the online games console?

Badonde Puller: I swear I would not miss this for anything.......

*7 days later*

Unwitting, trusting person: I guess he’s not coming, that’s annoying, what a let down!

Badonde puller: Is anyone attending the social gathering?

Friend with no faith: Ahhh, I smell another Badonde on the horizon!!!

Badonde by Babaganoosh-BiggledyBoo August 30, 2019

Brian Badonde 

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Stars in his own show along with others in the British comedy 'Facejacker'. Despite suffering an extreme case of 'burettes' he has made a name for himself in the art world and considers himself to be a brilliant artist.

1.

Brian Badonde: "I know a Warhol when I see it"

Man: "This isn't a Warhol"

2.

Brian Badonde: "My I be exucused for a second?"

Man: "Sure..."

(Brian walks off to the corner of the room)

Brian: "Buuuuuuuuuuuu! BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, buuuuuuur. BU! BU! BRU! BRUU! BU!. Buuuuu."

(Brian returns)

Man: "Are you ok?"

Brain: "Bu, I'm sorry, I have an extreme case of Burettes"

3.

Brian Badonde: Lets have a contest"

Art teacher: "Ok..."

Brian: "3 minutes to draw this still life in front of us, bree, bu, bun. BO!"

(After three minutes the drawings are revealed, after several attemptes to reveal his 'in style' which all go horribly wrong, he is shown to be the clear loser)

Brian: "I believe I have won, please leave your classroom"

Art teacher: "I don't think I will"

Brian Badonde by Facejacker May 5, 2010

Badonkers 

She's got some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. Giant bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS hungolomghnonoloughongous.

badonkers.

Badonkers by sectorrclear November 11, 2018

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

stinky badone

A dog named Moose. A.K.A @Moosterjuice on Instagram.

“Oh Moose, you’re such a stinky badone”

stinky badone by Junior B’Gooñer April 8, 2019

badonkers 

-Another word for boobs, women’s uper chest area.
-Something boys rly like to look at and touch.
LOL
term made by Julie

Pam Anderson has huuuuuuuuuge BADONKERS

badonkers by urmom90 September 7, 2009

Badonkey 

A nice fat ass

Damn, that bitch DJ has a killer badonkey. EeeAHHH!

Badonkey by Neet February 5, 2004