Ballzheimers disease

Ballzheimers Disease strikes many men in their late seventies and early eighties. Medical experts agree a long history of deviant sexual behaviour as well as drinking chemical beer contribute to this disorder, in which the affected men; forget where their balls are, forget they have balls, or begin to play with their balls incessantly forgetting all else.

Barry, fond of telling his favourite stories of barnyard sex, experienced a sudden onset of Ballzheimers disease right after his 81st birthday. Barry forgot his history of having sex with poultry, and began to watch "Oprah" and reruns of "Little house on the Prairie".
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.

Ballzheimers disease by Vinter August 17, 2008

Ballzheimers

An illness which attacks the memory, and the person who has it the balls to attack other people for the same things they've made careers of.

There is no known cure.

Uh oh, looks like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have Ballzheimers. They're criticizing the Obama administration for the same things they did while serving under Bush.

Ballzheimers by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009

Ballzheimers

When you smash your nut sack so hard it gets bigger.

Wow that guy smash his nut sack so hard! He is going to get Ballzheimers!

Ballzheimers by Ballzheimers October 27, 2020

Ballzheimers

When a man forgets earlier sexual conquests and can't recall names, events, etc.

Marcus: Dude, what was the name of that girl I fucked the other night?

Abraham: Sounds like you've come down with a case of Ballzheimers, brojams!

Ballzheimers by BerkleeBen June 26, 2009

ballzheimers

When ya dick forgets how to stay erect.

Bro you're like 70, you probably got ballzheimers.

ballzheimers by coconutwaterjuice April 5, 2022

ballzheimers

The act of ones balls or testicles forgetting the feel of female contact.

"dude.. did you know mormon missionaries have to stay sober from chicks?!"
" yeah man.. i bet those guys have some gnarly ballzheimers.."

ballzheimers by two ween teen October 18, 2011

Ballzheimers

When memory lacks, as a result of being impaled in the forehead to many times by the testicles.

“I couldn’t find my keys when I was trying to leave, because I had ballzheimers”

“I thought I would call him the next day… but I had ballzheimers”

Ballzheimers by Contrace Witry May 1, 2022