ballwithauthority

A GOD Given Great Nation.

went to sleep and had dream I went to heaven and GOD told me to return to earth and BallWithAuthority!!!

by SoloTheGreat August 4, 2018

ballitchilitis

When one's balls itch beyond belief.

Jim: Hi, what's up?
Jose: Nothing much just got a serious case of ballitchilitis.
Jim: Cool, how can I get it?
Jose: Suck on my balls!

by Senad January 26, 2008

ballswich

Anything involving two pieces of bread with testicles in the center.

Bill came home from work and suggested that his wife Mandy (who hadn't made dinner) should have a ballswich.

I think Jim from work always has a sour look on his face from eating too much ballswich.

by Capn Ballswich February 21, 2011

BallWithAuthority Nation

A Nation Full Of Followers

Of GOD

Threw Christ JESUS Our Lord And Savior
Blessed With Righteous Authority From The Heavens Above✍🏾🤲🏾🤝✋⚓🧬🔗📿🛐♾️

Great Beginnings Beloved
Be Born Again (Baptized)
And Accept Christ JESUS
As Your Lord And Savior
So That You May Be Blessed With Authority
In BallWithAuthority Nation🤝🕊️🦋🤞🏾🤞🏾👑✍🏾♾️🛐🔗🧬⚓☮️

by Chief Prince TheGreat October 24, 2022

Ballzitch

A convenient contraction of the two words balls and itch. The male genitalia is one of the most optimum places on the body for bacteria, parisites, and fungi to flourish. Some of these things cause the tesitcles to itch. When this occurs, it saves time to simply say "Ballzitch" and scratch your testes until alleviated rather than have your friends ask, "Were you just playing with yourself?"

"Wait up a sec, ballzitch."

by PsychoFrog September 25, 2004

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

bassitch

A mix between a Bastard, Asshole, and Bitch.

Fuck you, you stupid Bassitch! Go burn in hell.
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by SmexyLover February 24, 2008