Ballzitch

A convenient contraction of the two words balls and itch. The male genitalia is one of the most optimum places on the body for bacteria, parisites, and fungi to flourish. Some of these things cause the tesitcles to itch. When this occurs, it saves time to simply say "Ballzitch" and scratch your testes until alleviated rather than have your friends ask, "Were you just playing with yourself?"

"Wait up a sec, ballzitch."

by PsychoFrog September 25, 2004

ballitch

when your balls itch

dude i have a serious ballitch

by pehis February 25, 2008

ballsitch

When a person touches another person's underside of the chin and shouts out BALLSITCH!, usually used as a joke

A bunch of guys came to me and ballsitched me so much, now the underside of my chin is all red.

by pacmanlikespie April 10, 2013

ballsitch

When one's testicles itch so much they have to stop all other activities.

I got a ballsitch so bad at work, I didn't notice the bandsaw cutting into my arm.

by Mick65 August 24, 2006

ballzach

Name of a person who is often cocky and still yet a douche bag. Ballzach's have spitting problems and usually drool when laughing so hard.

"Yo did you see ballzach drool after he took a dump on that kids car"

by David Bernard December 15, 2008

Ballsitch

when you dont want people to know your balls itch and you need to scratch them!

honey, my ballsitch is driving me nuts!

by m cat j March 26, 2009

ballwithauthority

A GOD Given Great Nation.

went to sleep and had dream I went to heaven and GOD told me to return to earth and BallWithAuthority!!!

by SoloTheGreat August 4, 2018