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Ballzitch 

A convenient contraction of the two words balls and itch. The male genitalia is one of the most optimum places on the body for bacteria, parisites, and fungi to flourish. Some of these things cause the tesitcles to itch. When this occurs, it saves time to simply say "Ballzitch" and scratch your testes until alleviated rather than have your friends ask, "Were you just playing with yourself?"
"Wait up a sec, ballzitch."
Ballzitch by PsychoFrog September 25, 2004
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ballitch 

dude i have a serious ballitch
ballitch by pehis February 25, 2008

ballsitch 

When a person touches another person's underside of the chin and shouts out BALLSITCH!, usually used as a joke
A bunch of guys came to me and ballsitched me so much, now the underside of my chin is all red.
ballsitch by pacmanlikespie April 10, 2013

ballsitch 

When one's testicles itch so much they have to stop all other activities.
I got a ballsitch so bad at work, I didn't notice the bandsaw cutting into my arm.
ballsitch by Mick65 August 24, 2006
Name of a person who is often cocky and still yet a douche bag. Ballzach's have spitting problems and usually drool when laughing so hard.
"Yo did you see ballzach drool after he took a dump on that kids car"
ballzach by David Bernard December 15, 2008

Ballsitch 

when you dont want people to know your balls itch and you need to scratch them!
honey, my ballsitch is driving me nuts!
Ballsitch by m cat j March 26, 2009

ballwithauthority 

went to sleep and had dream I went to heaven and GOD told me to return to earth and BallWithAuthority!!!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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