bald

Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.

Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!

by sweetnsour39 June 22, 2006

Bald

bald

Andrew Higgins is bald

by Chief bald April 26, 2018

bald

without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.

the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub

by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003

Bald

The aftermath of being roasted, burned, or scalpt.

"After she scalpt me in the roast session I was bald."

by River Bend September 23, 2016

Bald

A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".

"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."

by David from the bay July 23, 2008

bald

A guy with a receding hairline. Truly laughable yet sad at the same time.

I wonder how you felt when you first knew you were going bald.

by cldc February 12, 2008

bald

A poor guy who's losing his hair. Bald men are known to be the last chosen when it comes to being desirable. Especially if they are losing their hair naturally. Women tend to look down on them like they have something wrong with them. Bald isn't sexy.

What a pity, he's bald.

by Scbk November 13, 2007