In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.
#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.
#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
by Mark Anthony Hinton March 24, 2006
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Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.
by Apirella of the Kind October 15, 2010
One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.
OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!
by Bush59 September 20, 2009