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bacon strips

In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.
#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
by Mark Anthony Hinton April 19, 2006
mugGet the bacon stripsmug.

Bacon strip

a thin strip of hair on the mons veneris, popular with the younger set
Lana, do you have a bald eagle, no I have a bacon strip.
by Steve March 4, 2003
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BACON STRIPS

BACON STRIPS & BACON STRiPS BACON STRIPS & BACON BACON STRIPS & BACON STRiPS STRiPS
by x1337 April 20, 2011
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bacon strip

your local police department
I'd sure love to blow the bacon strip sky high.
by Burl Sonny August 20, 2006
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Bacon Strip

The use of bacon lingerie that is then taken off as a strip tease.
My girlfriend gave me a bacon strip, now I feel like the king of the world.
by Lexoz1 November 24, 2011
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Bacon Strip

The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.
Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.
by Apirella of the Kind October 17, 2010
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bacon strip

One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.
OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!
by Bush59 September 20, 2009
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