bollocks
bollocks by Joe Bloggs December 19, 2004
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n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.
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Bollocks
Plural of "Bollock", a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.
If you so much as look at that woman again I'll cut one of your bollocks off and feed you it for breakfast!
Bollocks by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003
Bollocks
one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.
bollocks
A negative term used by the English.
Literally, it's slang for testicles, but like shit it's also an adjective.
If something is bollocks, it's poor quality.
If something is complete bollocks, it's a lie.
It's even a verb, too.
If you got bollocked by the teacher, he punished you violently.
If you bollock someone, you beat them up.
It's also a swear-word.
Someone might say oh, bollocks! if they fail an exam.
Literally, it's slang for testicles, but like shit it's also an adjective.
If something is bollocks, it's poor quality.
If something is complete bollocks, it's a lie.
It's even a verb, too.
If you got bollocked by the teacher, he punished you violently.
If you bollock someone, you beat them up.
It's also a swear-word.
Someone might say oh, bollocks! if they fail an exam.
Ow! You hit me right in the bollocks!
This film is bollocks.
Everything you've told me is complete bollocks.
I got bollocked by the teacher for getting an F!
I'm going to bollock you so hard ...
Oh bollocks! I'm dying!
This film is bollocks.
Everything you've told me is complete bollocks.
I got bollocked by the teacher for getting an F!
I'm going to bollock you so hard ...
Oh bollocks! I'm dying!
bollocks by Buggenheim November 15, 2007