BJORK

1. A much misunderstood musician/artist that will always be underrated by people that have little appreciation of art and originality no matter how strange it may seem.
2. One who has lyrics or a style that the average person cannot yet grasp and then is described to others as some artist that is somewhat bizarre strange/crazy & has a style that really has no meaning.
3. An artist/performer that is somewhat Shakespearean with a touch of Sigmund Freud.

You’re going to have to change those bjork-like lyrics otherwise others wont understand the meaning your trying to convey.
Take that off this instant! You want them to think you have Bjork as a fashion consultant?

by Yashamuri Hikanae July 12, 2006

bjork

Someone that will beat your ass if you say "Welcome to Bangkok" anywhere near her.

Hapless bystander: Welcome to Bangkok!

Bjork: Gappa-Pdow!!!

by One Half April 8, 2006

bjork

The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.

The robots bjorked in Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."

Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.

I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.

by heyfuture June 5, 2009

BJORK

(v) To act in an outlandish manner; create a confusing spectacle

She's going to Bjork up the place with her new see-through monkey outfit.

by anonymous August 23, 2003

bjork

Icelandic singer who also wrote the lyrics to Skyfire's debut album 'Timeless Departure'.

I know that Bjork has lyrical talent through her writing of Skyfire's lyrics, despite never listening to her music.

by Shadow Creator November 21, 2007

bjork

(noun?) the most impossible name (?) in the English (Icelandic? Swedish? Human?) language (?) to (?) pronounce (?!)

Girl 1: Bee jork?
Guy 1: Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork! Sork! Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!

(They all then, explode)

by Tom Kaye January 15, 2010

bjork

To inhabite, or take over someone's office or cubicle

Dude, that guy totally bjorked Kurt's cube!

by gregg3rs February 25, 2011