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Birthsary

An annual event that celebrates the fact that your wedding anniversary and birthday are on the same day. You can then say "Happy Birthsary" to celebrate both with the efficiency of one.
"Happy Birthsary dude!"
by BHI September 19, 2014
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birthmas

The (lame) double gift. Usually for a person unfortunate enough to be born on or around Christmas.
I was born on 12/23 and never get separate birthday and x-mas gifts. I always get some lame birthmas gift.
by BuddhaBrother July 8, 2005
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Birthtard

A birthtard is someone who believes President Barack Obama isn't a natural-born citizen despite all evidence to the contrary. Birthtards are similar to moon conspiracy theorists because of their unique abilities to ignore reality and substitute their own.
The crazy woman yelling at congressman Mike Castle asking him why congress isn't looking into Obama's birth certificate is a birthtard.
by dragon17 July 26, 2009
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sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")
Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"
by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006
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Mappy Birthmas

A generic greeting used for those (un)fortunate enough to have their birthday on December 25. Usually followed by: "I would've gotten you two presents, but..."
Person 1: Hey man, Mappy Birthmas!

Person 2: Aw thanks dude! Now, what did you get me? *evil stare*

Person 1: Well, I would've gotten you two presents, but...

Person 2: Ugh! This happens every year!
by Aussie Rhys December 24, 2009
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Birthmas Present

A term describing a Birthday/Christmas gift for someone who was born on Christmas Day when someone gives them one gift to serve as gift for both occasions. Usually a cheap way to get out of having to buy two separate gifts.
"I get ripped off every year! I always get a Birthmas present instead of Christmas and Birthday presents since I was born on Christmas day!"
by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010
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