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The Bible in 50 words...

God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled,Bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, Promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.
- What other book has all the words from the Bible?
- A dictionary.
bible by alvit May 20, 2009
A large book well over 1,000 pages written about a single subject (i.e. Christianity, chicken, heck, even a dictionary could be the bible of words.).
Jake: "Hey guys! Wanna read my Gun Bible?"
Nick: "No! The Holy Christian Bible is where it's at."
Kyle: "But my Chicken Cooking Bible is the only way to go!"
Bible by crisisT47 July 15, 2016
If the bible says it, its gotta be true
Bible by Mr. Seuss, PhD November 22, 2011
The most controversial book ever. Some people find truth and happiness, some people hate it, and others kill because of it.
The Bible is what you make it.
bible by _culture_ November 11, 2008
a bullshit book dumbass parents force their kids to read every sunday when they should be watching football
Dude why do you have a bible?
bible by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016
Dave: i really do think star wars might be the best sci-fi fantasy ever
Bob:well...have you read the bible
Bible by Fukbois r ded June 2, 2018