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To biffler, is the act of slapping an individual's face with one's penis. The word itself is a portmentau of two french words.
After I no-scoped him on nuketown, I bifflered his corpse so hard that he ragequit.
Related Words
bfffl BFFFLAAL bffflab bffflad biffle BFFL Bfff baffle baffled bfflab
Best Friend For Totally Like Ever, Without Exception
I love her, she’s my bfftlewe.
Bfftlewe by Mlm04 July 16, 2018
Me and My "Best Friend For Life" (BFFL = Beffle phonetically) came up with this term. Instead of calling each other BFF, we call each other Beffle. It gives us a word to call each other instead of just saying BFF.
"I'm so glad youre my beffle!"
Beffle by Raaahnahnah! August 19, 2009

Baffletility 

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
Baffletility by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013
"Best Friends Forever and Lusty Lovers Forever." When your BFF becomes your hot loving partner.
"I knew you guys were close, but I thought you were just friends."

"No, we became BFFALLFs."
BFFALLF by Freddie B March 1, 2013
Marie is a sexy biotch! She's my bffmfl
bffmfl by Diva_Princess April 19, 2006