battleship

(n.) A female who is currently in a relationship and goes out to a venue known primarily for single people where she is simply there to sink your pride, your wallet, and your time.

As the night went on, I found out that cute girl I was talking to was a battleship. Man, I was sunk.

by ThatsRicci August 26, 2007

Battleship

Where you lie in the bathtub buck naked and your girlfriend blows the shit out of you.

Mark and Melissa played battleship. Mark clearly won.

by easyriderpussypunch January 13, 2015

Battleship

Secret code used by people in Ohio to discreetly talk about marijuana use. Several terms from the popular board game are used in the code such as Carrier, Battleship, Submarine, Destroyer, Patrol Boat, Hit, and Miss.

Sorry guys I gotta go play a game of battleship with my dad.

by N.H.Keys April 30, 2016

Battleship

A game you play while shitting. You poop out a long turd and than try to split it in half with the remaining poop in your body.

Man I really let that shit have it. I sunk the battleship with a line of shrimp poppers!

by Poop Master Killah May 2, 2006

battleship

peeing on the floaters in your crapper

"What took you so long in there?"
"I crapped a little and then played battleship."
"Any luck?"
"Yeah, i sank my aircraft carrier."

by sturdiboy March 4, 2008

battleship

A euphemism for "bullshit."

I have to follow the rules? That's freakin' battleship.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017

Battleship

Battleship is when you sit in a stall next to a friend and both masturbate while trying to shoot your nut over the wall onto your friend

Tom: whats on your head?
John: don’t worry i was just playing battleship with jerry

by Jhonneria October 30, 2019