Bartoss

Tossing someone off in a bar. This usually involves polish people and a lot of body odour.

*in polish* hey...did you enjoy your bartoss last night

Yeah but she smelt like a fat guy.

by Itschloe May 29, 2018

Beastosterone

A hormone released when you are very angry and about to blow. This hormone helps release your inner beast, stimulating your anger and making you (temporarily) feel better.

I'm all jacked up on beastosterone, I'm about to go apeshit on your ass

by Will.I.Am22 October 21, 2009

Bustos

A straight up gang bang.

Usually follows the word "ran".

Brandon: I ran bustos on that bitch!

John: What the hell does that mean?

Brandon: I had that bitch on LOCKdown!

John: Oooooooh! SIDE!

by Fitz is Gay January 6, 2007

Bustossing

Is when somebody throws another individual under the bus to avoid responsibility or accountability, in the attempt to detour from discipline or blame.

Oh shit its going down, Matt is getting talked to about that customer issue, let the Bustossing event commence.

Hey Joe. thanks for Bustossing me to the boss again. Your such a flom

by Coles Bosox February 23, 2008

Bartosz

The best polish boyfriend with the biggest dick youl ever see. Big dick. Im talking about huge. Huge dick. He loves memes and is overprotective. Can spend hours on roblox. I know cause im his girlfriend.

Bartosz has a big peepee

by Valentina.exe October 30, 2019

Bartosis

The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

bastometer

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer

after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer

by liz and claire October 1, 2007