Bapple

This is like an apple, but bad! >:(

Don't eat these, you will die.

Dumb friend: Oh goodness gracious, thats a fine apple!
Smart friend: NO! THATS A BAPPLE!
Dumb friend: *eats apple, dies*
Smart friend: F in the chat

by bapple_hater February 18, 2020

Bapple sauce

If you spelled apple sauce with a b you can call it BAPPLE SAUCE

Me: can I have bapple sauce
Friend: what?
Me: bapple sauce
Friend: wtf is that?
Me: when you spell apple sauce with a b

by Ava2425 May 20, 2022

Purple Core Bapple

A nonsensical fool with a sort of grunge aesthetic

“She’s a real purple core bapple”

by Bapplebeanie December 19, 2024

💖Bapple💖

Bapple is an expression when you are overjoyed/happy
You scream bapple whenever you get really exited
How to use bapple:

*Sees a strawbeery cow*
OOOO BBAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

💖Bapple💖

by boop :p May 10, 2021

Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022