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Barflete

To "delete" the contents of your stomach by vomiting.
"I just barfleted those six shots of Patron, and now I'm good for more!"
by TJCW November 20, 2009
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Badalump

When your phone makes a sound indicating that a text message has arrived. It is usually the default sound.

It can also be a derogatory reference to the value of the message where the message is worth less than the sound the message arrival makes.
After getting four incoming text messages, all of which were ignored, Timmy said, "My wife has been budalumping me all day".

"I hate the badalump."
by Zarbuck November 14, 2011
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Warrior needs food badly

Phrase to be uttered whenever one is very hungry. Can also be substituted as "Elf needs food badly" and "Valkyrie needs food badly". Never "Wizard needs food badly" though, since no one with half a brain played as that character.

Speaking of which, its origin: Derived from the classic 80s arcade game "Gauntlet" where characters low on health would need to find food immediately for survival.
"Warrior needs food badly, I haven't eaten anything in hours!"
by Neilmiser May 11, 2004
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badlands

The ghetto portion of North Philly! Can also be used to describe any ghetto parts of Philadelphia, PA for that matter.
My boy just got back from the badlands with some banging dope!
by Lakitu1983 August 3, 2007
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Baffletility

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013
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badfast

when in racing, if your badfast ,it good for you bad for everyone else.
man that 54 car is badfast!
by jeff jurecki September 2, 2007
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badulak

To tell your friends that you will meet up with them later, and then simply not show up.
It's 10 o'clock and George is still not here. I'm glad I didn't order him a beer. I guess he badulaked us again.
by Dave Belenzini July 22, 2012
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