by i'mprobablynsfw December 8, 2019
Get the baby showermug. A sexual maneuver. This can only be achieved when fornicating with a single mom. If during coital rythms the child happens to enter the room unexpectedly one would quickly cease intercourse to ejaculate firmly on said child.
baby shower.
baby shower.
So I was bangin' Lucy the other night, you know the milf...so her kid walks in, asks for a glass of milk...I filled for him.
Baby shower high five!
Baby shower high five!
by Rick Tickets October 25, 2009
Get the Baby Showermug. The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.
Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.
by IG@50shades.ofwhite January 25, 2020
Get the Slovakian Baby Showermug. A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.
A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.
A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.
It's a Canadian Baby Shower, Eh!
by Chuckster7411 December 27, 2014
Get the Canadian Baby Showermug. The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.
"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".
by romanbabyshowerer October 18, 2009
Get the Roman Baby Showermug. When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas
by Texas Tim Davis March 24, 2009
Get the Texas Baby Showermug. The sexual act of shitting,ejaculating and vomiting on a partners chest then smearing it on your face like a baby
by Short dick spit clit February 8, 2018
Get the Philadelphia baby showermug.