autophilanthropy

Stealing money from one's employer; embezzlement. To donate someone else' money to oneself.

I don't think I can afford to go clubbing this weekend, unless I can get away with some autophilanthropy.

by bobistheowl January 3, 2014

Autophile

Someone who is in love with their car.

That guy is so in love with his car. He's such an autophile

by Mx Pwr April 17, 2009

Autophilia

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

by Valkaris May 4, 2010

autophile

Someone who has sex with cars. Literally.

I rides smooth, but you may have to clean out the exhaust, the last owner was an autophile.

by Mr. allkindsaperson October 17, 2005

autochissexual

A disconnection between oneself and a sexual target/object of arousal; may involve sexual fantasies, or arousal in response to erotica or pornography, but lacking any desire to be a participant in the sexual activities therein. Commonly found in asexual people; an analogous feeling may occur in aromantic people for romantic fantasies.

I identify myself as autochissexual.

by KriketManxDottir December 5, 2014

antichill

Being really unchill. In general just being the opposite of chill- antichill.

When someone eats a $.50 bag of chips, a week later the antichill will ask for you to buy him chips. That is very antichill

by Tyler Groom October 18, 2009

autopillow

when you have an afro and its big enough to be also used as a pillow

Hey P.O. you dont even need a pillow because you have an autopillow.

by GAMEROFTHEYEAR April 1, 2011