Hot Ass Troll Stain

Hot Ass Troll Stain originated from ancient Egyptian journalist Lord Plankus , when he described something as hot

God dang it this sand is making my feet a Hot Ass Troll Stain

by Lord Plankus June 1, 2016

Astrolled

Similar to RickRolling, but the song "Astronaut In The Ocean" is used, a portemanteu between "Astronaut" and "Rick-rolled"

Person 1: That Astronaut In The Ocean remix was horrible

Person 2: You just got Astrolled

by 42matter May 20, 2021

asstrologist

A fag who enjoys studying sphinkters.

Rock Hudson was an asstrologist.

by t November 3, 2006

assroll

The act of rolling backward (or forward, in some rare situations) and simultaneously pulling down your pants, revealing your ass to the world.

1) Dude, Daniel was Video-Chatting with me last night, and he assrolled me! His bare ass was revealed to the world!

2) Care for an assroll?

3) Do you like assrolls?

by Dizzlerap January 26, 2010

asstrologist

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

by itichie_nocanpo November 4, 2006

asstrology

Predictive/analytical research based on da size, shape, firmness, color, texture, etc. of someone's behind.

Asstrology can also be employed to determine your chances of "getting some".

by QuacksO March 30, 2025

asstrology

Fortune-telling-from-da-stars bu**s**t dat predicts whether you'll be allowed some tail in da near future.

Asstrology can work both ways, y'know --- you might be told seemingly-positive stuff (i.e., "You'll definitely get some a**") by a medium, but it could just as well actually mean dat you'll encounter one or more individuals who either derisively moon you or behave like a total "donkey-orifice" towards you.

by QuacksO May 7, 2025