Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.

My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010

porn assisted pull

The act of viewing pornography (instead of using your imagination), for the purpose of jacking off.

I was too tired after work to think about anything sexual, so I just had a porn assisted pull.

by luvtopull July 22, 2009

self assisted euthanasia

1. Refers to suicide , used when you want to say the word less direct.


Add more to this... i can't think of anything else...

1. He just did a self assisted euthanasia

by akimbomidget December 13, 2004

assfisted suicide

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010

assisted hover

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.

There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.

by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008

Assfish

Someone who flees from all responsibility, often citing the shortcomings of others as a reason to perpetuate incompetence. May be identified by resonant, nausea inducing phone greetings and vocabulary of an old time knight.

Oh man...the assfish is destroying stall number 2 again.

by Falling Down March 20, 2015

Gas Assisted Poop

A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.

"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"

"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."

by blobular August 19, 2011