assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary

What inane assbanditry is this?!

by Jamesly Mulford Q. Mephesto Stafford the IV Warren September 21, 2003

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005

assland

Usually a liar. She puts her boyfriend before everyone else, and has intercourse everyday. And doesnt realize they will be broken up by a few months. Trys to get with every guy possible and thinks that it makes her cooler. Pretends that she doesnt care about what people think about her, but she does. Lives in a fantasy world. And acts like the world revolves around her, while everyone laughs at how pathetic she is. Has many diseases. The fakest of the fake and doesnt brush her teeth.

God! What a slut! Thats something an Assland would do!

by showdemdimondsss August 4, 2009

assfaded

Exactly like crossfaded, but specifically referring to when you are crossfaded on two or more anally-administered drugs.

"Dude, what happened last night?"

"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"

by Emotional Spork the Second April 22, 2018

New York Asslanders

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

asfand

asfand is one of the best bfs in the. world he is so amazing and great and i love him and he is so amzizng but he is also sucha. rude prick sometimes but it’s okay and he is just so perfect and i wouldn’t change him for the world and he’s so amaiznh and lovely and brilliant and i love him and he calls me fat and he said i need to go gym but he’s mine so yous can fuck off thanks ly asfand x

yo that asfand is so fat

ik soha is sm better

by asfandswife January 16, 2022

Asfand

A very eggy fart


(Basically the worst fart you will of ever smelt)

Loud mouth: "Erghhhhhhh gas masks on people, she's done an Asfand !!"

by Holagon February 18, 2009