Assdumper

An asshole that dumps enough feces to completely fill a landfill

Man on phone: sorry man my anus is now an assdumper. I cannot gather enough toilet paper to save my life!

by Dandongding December 16, 2016

Assrammer

That son of a bitch fucker who tryna nae nae you into oblivion and fuck your ass.

That fucking cow of an assrammer gave me a report due tomorrow. 700 words?! Really? That son of a bitch...

by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019

asspumper

A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.

Johny is sure a asspumper, that faggot.

by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006

asshamped

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.

GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."

by westsiiide December 11, 2004

assclapper

A person that has the ability to turn on and off their lights with a large clapping fart.

Poor Grandma May is having a hard time keeping her lights on. Her assclapper is not agreeing with the chili.

by Craptronics June 16, 2011

asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

Assclapper

Someone with asscheeks so large, they clap against each other when he/she/they walks.

The Assclapper, by J. Kvndi

I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.

You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.

You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

by Sussus Hapus September 23, 2021