Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006

assfume

When a whore smells like ass mixed with bad perfume.

Damn, that girl's a whore. She's releasing assfumes.

by mikerulez101 October 20, 2010

Assfuckshitt

the act of getting fucked in the ass while taking a shitt.

Dude look at his hair cut, thats some assfuckshitt.

by naish April 16, 2008

135° assfuck

When a man gets fucked in the ass by a squirrel in a 135° angle repeatedly cumming in the assfucked man

“Man! Did you hear about that guy who got 135° assfucked by a squirrel?”

by Donsolopponym August 18, 2023

Assfucker

Someone who loves to sodomize (a.k.a. anal sex); a homosexual male. Or any guy who loves to have anal sex with a woman.

Bill Clinton is an assfucker.

by Jack Hitgoud March 27, 2005

assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down

hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck

by matt July 8, 2004

assful

1. Of or relating to the ass or the region thereabout.

2. Acting, smelling, tasting, looking, feeling, or sounding in a manner that resembles that of an ass, or very badly.

God damn! This diet Coke tastes assful.

by Tenkin October 17, 2003