toaster ass

When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.

Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!

by Naws!!! June 7, 2016

ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

tiny taster / tiny taster ass bitch

When someone is SO thirsty for you, but they know they have no way of accessing you, because you’re totally out of their league. So, to get your attention they’ll stoop to any level and provoke you with negativity just to trigger you and get a one-time reaction or response. Because of this, they have no hope of sustaining your attention or forming a relationship with you, and their tiny taste is followed by a dismissal, ig block, or possibly more severe punitive actions.

Tiny Taster / Tiny Taster Ass Bitch:
eg: addressing a perfect stranger/follower/fan on social media:

“Oh, you gonna slide into my DMs and call me an ugly bitch? Uh huh, but you follow me and my stories tho, you tiny taster ass bitch.”

by $Vaggio$ July 6, 2021

tasty ass

See synonym "delicious ass" for detail.

Mmmm. Jessica's got one tasty ass.

by Tak-a-lah April 23, 2005

toaster ass

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.

Holy shit dude, you gave Ace toaster ass! Right on man! :D

by Nina DeNisco May 17, 2006

tastes like ass

foul, rancid, bitter, or otherwise unpleasant to the palate; disgusting; poor flavor

cook1: "Ugh, this stew tastes like ass."
cook2: "I'll say. It tastes like old cayenne pepper steeping in hot Guinness."
cook1: "I think I'm going to be sick."
cook2: "Me, too."

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

taste like ass

when something tastes bad

This grap soda tastes like ass

by Diggler March 18, 2003